Olympic Correction Unit Behind closed doors at the British Athletic Association there exists a body called “Olympic Correction Unit”. Their job, if necessary, is to instill old-fashioned discipline methods upon our Olympic athletes if their performances are not up to expected standard. On this particular day the British Athletic Team commissioner phones the unit’s staff to inform them that three women athletes will be arriving shortly. This is due to their prior efforts at the European Championships. As usual, they came home with no gold medals.The girls are led into the gym to be put through their paces by the special “Corrections Coach”. He is very disappointed with their lack of fitness and is compelled to give the women smacks on their bottoms just to get them going. However, this is not enough to ensure Gold Medals at the next competition. The proven method is good, hard paddlings and canings that will inspire them to get that extra yard next time.