Nuru Or Nothing. Lauren Phillips, a masseuse, leads David Lee into a massage parlor, where it is revealed that he is there to interview Lauren on the topic of Nuru massages for his magazine column. David requests that Lauren take him through the entire Nuru “experience”, which she happily agrees to do! It’s been one heck of a stressful week for Seth, so he’s decided to grab himself a massage! When he arrives at the parlor, he’s greeted by his lovely masseuse, Queenie Sateen. Queenie asks Seth a few questions to get an idea of what he’s looking for and quickly determines that he needs something a little extra… a NURU massage. Chris Scandal is having a bad day when his girlfriend calls to end their relationship. He’s shocked as he hangs up the phone but then realizes he needs to invite good energy into his life to remain positive. That’s when he starts researching Nuru massages. When he meets Slimthick Vic, he is immediately taken by her soothing vibes. Vic plans to take his pleasure to the next level in order to restore balance to his world!.